I HATE you

joy!

2005-01-14T17:26:00.000-08:00

Well minions,

again it has been quite a while and I have lots of news. Gambit hareturned in his own ongoing series that is absolutly beautifuland I cannot praise enough, the only thing that could make it better would be Jakey :)

Fissie has come out with a new fanfic feturing everyones favorite genderbending shapeshifter you can find it at a courier's thoughts I am absolutly DIEING for an update!

On a totally different note, I have comsumed 12 popsicles in the last 48 hours. I wonder how many popsicles it takes to turn your toung black. something to ponder.

This post was brought by the letter C, C i for Courier! C is also for Chromatophobia, the fear of colors

SALUTATIONS MINIONS!!!

2004-10-08T19:40:00.000-07:00

I know its been awhile my devoted followers, but I am here today to celebrate the relece of Gambit's new ongoing series!!! thats right folks! a whole new comic devoted to Remy and his crazy adventures! hopefully they'll be bringing back Jakey too :)

Here he is!!!

And heres a great pic of the ultimate gambit with his wierd perm!!

Salut minions :)

Lets Celebrate!!!

2004-08-23T17:14:00.000-07:00

YAAAYYY MINIONS!!!!!!!

HE'S HERE OMG!!!!!! YAY! Thats right folks, Gambit has reentered the Ultimate universe with a new boss and a brand new hairdo. I have a fantastic pic thats on another computer and i'll put it up just as soon as possible!!!

In the meantime... alcohol and penuts for everyone! lets celebrate!

WOOOHOOOO!!!!!!!

Todays's post does not have a phobia, but it does have a quote from peters overloard list found at Overlord list...

#5 The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.

Queen of the underworld,

ISMA

The Monkey Made Me Do It

2004-07-29T17:34:00.002-07:00

ok so, because of Monkey ZoZo's obsession with Keanu Reeves. I have taken this test to see how my love life with Keanu shall go. ahem. it is as follows

You and Keanu by lithium7
where you guys will meet	diner
what his first thought will be	"such a disturbed young thing..is she single?"
what your first date will be like	dinner and romantic night at home
after he gets to know you he will think	"ok Keanu..where did you get this one?"
how it will all end up	You got depressed and kissed him good bye
Nickname
Age

Quiz created with MemeGen!

This post was brought to you by the letter K. K is for Keanu. K is also for Kyphophobia the fear of stooping. By all that is right in me! thou shall not stoop!!

ISMA, queen of the underworld

2004-07-25T18:34:00.000-07:00

Yesss minions, its true! gambit IS coming back to the ultimate universe this fall! i'm so excited!!! YAY!!! heres a picture from his brief cameo on ultimate x-men.

*sniff* its so beautiful! *sniff*

todays post was brought to you by the letter U! U is for Ultimateverse! U is also for Urophobia the fear of urine or urinating.

YEssss minions, don't pee or the clowns will get you.
ISMA, queen of the underworld

HAPPY LATE FATHER'S DAY!!!

2004-06-21T20:27:00.000-07:00

YES minions, its that time again. When amazing fathers all over the world are celebrated for thier...amazingness.

Sadly, I did not buy anything for my daddy this year, but I think thats the way he wasnts it because he hates spending money of any kind, even food.

SO, for all the fathers around the world I propose a toast,

yes, toast.

now, to make today a very father day we have a pretty pretty picture of Remy's (adopted) pere; Jean-Luc Lebeau

Today's post was brought to you by the letter D. D is for Daddy. D is also for Dendrophobia the fear of trees.

ISMA, queen of the underworld

Adressing destressing um.... shutff

2004-06-05T10:22:00.000-07:00

good morning minons!
*good morning ISMA*

today I felt the need to adress the terrible mixup about Rogue. You see, marvel has this silly idea that Rogue and Remy are in love and must be together forever. I disagree. Its a harmful relationship that will eventually tear the couple apart.

I'm not (compleatly) anti-rogue of course. like anybody, Rogue need love :) but she doen't need love in the form of our Cajun Thief-y-poo... oh no...Rogue belongs to magneato, or the (recently deceaced) Joeneato, mags's amneasiac clone...

Heres a pic of Rougie and Joeneato:

yesss, you see how well they fit together??

and indeed, Remy belongs with anyone OTHER than Rogue (our #1 contender is Jake of course)

so here are some pics of remy...

I think this one is when Rogue left him to die in antarctica, that evil evil girl....

after this kiss,remy was left unconcious for ages while she went on a road trip, that evil evil girl.

I'm too lazy to think of a phobia for today,

ISMA, queen of the underworld.

HAPPY MEEPS!!!

2004-05-21T19:13:00.000-07:00

GUESS WHAT MINONS!!!!!

It has been announced that as of next september, THERES GOING TO BE A NEW GAMBIT ON GOING COMIC!!!

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PICTURE!!!!

Todays post was brought to you by the letter G! G is for Gambit! G is also for Geniophobia the fear of chins!

ISMA, Queen of the underworld

GAMBIT!!!!

2004-05-16T15:12:00.000-07:00

Well minions,

I was going to have an "Antarctica" themed day to day, but I have been unable to find any pictures so it will have to wait until later.

instead, I have an absolutly droolicious full page pic from one of Gambit's earliest adventures.

Let us all bow down to the amazing thieving skills! (If you can't see the picture, click the link below)

Wow, that guy can bend

yesss minionsssss.....

Todays post was brought to you by the letter T! T is for Thief! T is also for Thaasophobia the fear of sitting.

ISMA, queen of the underworld

NEWNESS!!!

2004-05-14T17:14:00.000-07:00

HELLO MINONS!!! do you like the new layout? I do!! This is all thanks to Monkey zozo, the queen of htmlness and obvious button pushing! she can do amazing things without messing them up!! I'm so proud!!! YAY!!!

For the occastion I have here a BEAUTIFUL FULL PAGE picture of Jake in his womanly glory!!!

Todays letter is H! H is for Happy!!! H is also for Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia the Fear of long words.

ISMA, Queen of the underworld

Nothing new!!!!!!! YAY!

2004-05-11T17:57:00.000-07:00

MINONS!!!

I'm really bored! but on a better note, I found a website with Gambits extra cool voice!!! alla y'all need to go to

Cards Claws ad Fireworks!

Gambit is feeling very partiarchy!!

And some x-treme Gambits:

And finally, Gambit doing the thing he does best, beside thieving and...*cough* other things... ANGSTING

YAY!!!

Happy Mothers day!!

2004-05-09T11:02:00.000-07:00

ITS MOTHERS DAY MINIONS!!

And that means that I bought my mommy a present! and she liked it!!!! Aren't you proud? I sure am!! after years of getting her candles and tea I finally found something she wants! YAY!!!

Anyway, to celbrate the occation, here is a picture of the x-men evolution PYRO!! I don't know how this can relate to anyones mother but don't you just love insane Australians?? I sure do!!

and heres a nice evo gambit, complete with ugly gotee

this post was brought to you by the letter M, M stands for Mommy! M also stands for Melanophobia the Fear of the color black.

Lots of posts today! weeeeeeeeeeee!!

2004-05-09T10:49:00.001-07:00

I feel very Gen-x-y today, so we shall show everybody some fantastical pics from Gen-X!!!!! First up is Jubilee!

next is Angelo AKA skin! Yeah, he isn't that pretty is he???

And finally!! the Gen-xer we all know and love, his second appearance on I hate you, give it up for JONO!!!!

No title! YAY!

2004-05-09T10:47:00.000-07:00

Well minions, since we haven't been seeing much of him lately, heres a picture of everyones favorite coward, JAKE!! MALE JAKE!! wow!

YEssssss we must worship Jake's lame jokes and girlish screams!

JONO!!!

2004-05-09T10:41:00.001-07:00

Hello Minions!!

Todays x-man is Jonothan Starsmore AKA Jono AKA Chamber!! He's an angsty goth british boy whos missing half his face!!! and he hates it when the TV doesn't work. His best bud is Angelo, who will be featured later. heres a little piccy for y'all

Todays post was brought to you by the letter J, J stands for Jono!! J also stands for Japanophobia the fear of Japanese.

YEssssssssss minions, ISMA, queen of the underworld

Monkay girl joins the team

2004-05-08T19:55:00.000-07:00

WazooOW!

I'm just posting this to say that I, zozo the monkey has officially become the person who fixes things here, w/ permission, and ocassionally posts something... like this :-D

This has been brought to you by the letter g, for Gynotikolobomassophile, or one who nibbles on women's earlobes
betcha you thought the familiar root gyno was leadin to something else huh? You sick sick little monkey....

lol

oh and do u like the new comment area???? thankyou thankyou very much

Lets all rant about Bishie!

2004-05-08T19:20:00.000-07:00

yesssss precioussssss.... minionnnnn

that was a nice picture!!! of Bishop! our very favorite gun-toating mutant x-man of the month...day...hour! Bishop is Gambits adopted son from the future! aren't you happy that Gambit raised such a paranoid trigger-happy little boy? SO AM I!!!!!

thanx to Zozo the Monkey for fixing my little HTML problem! Todays post was brought to you by Bishop! the other black meat, and the letter A, A is for Alektorophobia the fear of chickens.

may your day be full of bishopness, ISMA queen of the underworld

Bishop... Bi Shop...Tehehehe

2004-05-08T19:13:00.000-07:00

oh and by the way, here are the pics of bishop from ima, (it's still zozo at this point tho)

The return of ZoZo

2004-05-08T19:10:00.000-07:00

This is just a notice to say that this site has officially been fixed by your evil guardian angel, ZoZo the monkey. Have fun, and enjoy your new title areas, Ima.

2004-05-08T18:50:00.000-07:00

Chere minions,

I am sorry for posting that rediculous post over and over. I deleted them but they did not cooperate. please call the authorities, I believe my blog is going insane. to make you feel better, I have a nice piccy of eveyones favorite black, gun-toating, x-man from the future; BISHOP!

Yessssss, Bishie sure is cool! I'd tell y'all about him but I'm too lazy, suffice to say he's cool, he a mutant, and he's got lots of REALLY big guns :)

this post was brought to you by the letter A, A stands for Alektorophobia the fear of chickens.

ISMA, queen of the underworld

2004-05-08T18:12:00.000-07:00

MINONS!!!!

I have found the VERY BEST site for remylicious backrounds. they are yoo big for my blog (hey that rymes!) but you all must go to Le Diable Blanc wallpapper for the most beautiful backrounds ever!!!!

LE DIABLE BLANC is also good for fanfic, if you like slash.

AND, I posted TWO NEW CHAPTERS on my fanfiction stories, go read them if you know what good for you.

ISMA, queen of the underworld

2004-05-08T18:00:00.000-07:00

Hello my dear minions,

It seems that my wonderful Gambit shrine has been befouled by a dirty little monkey-thing. That is slightly bothersome. But I will forgive said Monkey because I think the Gambit bar is utterly coolicious.

On another note, My computer is finally back from the shop where it was being re-vamped, re-processed, and pretty much re-everthinged. Zozo the Monkey and I are starting a new LITERARY MAGAZINE in our school. it will be very wa-zam

Todays post was brought to you by the letter D, D is for Dutchphobia the fear of the Dutch.

IMSA, queen of the underworld

2004-04-25T19:14:00.000-07:00

My my it looks like a certain monkey has tiptoed onto your site, Ima. In which case the monkey shall bow down to you simply in respect since I am trespassing on your grounds... now any way the reason I'm here is because I'd like to present you with this following surprise!

Aaaaaaaaaaaarggggggggh!!! *runs off*
oh and just to set the record straight, this was NOT posted by Hannah, but by a certain mon-kay...

2004-04-24T16:41:00.000-07:00

OK my loyal minions!
I have found for you a picture of the devine Remy Lebeau! not the best but certainly no sloucher!
And now my friend that types waaaaaaaay faster than me has to say something:
YOU FREAKIN GAMBIT OBSESSED...PERSON

Yes... anyway... here is picture!

this post was brought to you by the letter K. K is for Kathisophobia, the fear of sitting down.

yessssss.... you shall NEVER sit down!

ISMA, queen of the underworld
FREAKIN WEIRDOS

2004-04-18T12:01:00.000-07:00

Hello Minions,

Its a new day and I have nothing to say! That rymes, in a wierd way. Annnnyyyy way I'm really bored and I have no money, just thought y'all should know.

Todays short but sweet post was brought to you by the word maube and the letter P! P is for Paraskavedekatriaphobia the fear of friday the 13th!

ISMA queen pf the underworld

2004-04-16T16:26:00.000-07:00

Hello Minions!!

I feel an uncontorollable rage for all those who do not comprhend the awsomeness that is Gambit. So I'll tell you about him to keep myself from going on a homicidal rampage :)

Gambit (Remy Etienne Lebeau) is the best x-man character ever! He's a thief and he's REALLY angsty and he has a fantastic coat! I would write more but I'm really lazy and my friend, zozo the monkey, will be unreasonablly angry if I continue any more.

Jake, the courier, known and acknowledged by few. So I will not kill you if you do not know his name, favorite color, and shampoo brand. I will settle for a mere maiming.

Jake is Remy's soul mate and we all know it. It doesn't matter that he's a boy. After all he can shapeshift! Plus gay marrigaes are almost legal and Remy will sleep with anything on two legs, unless its a mutant in which case Remy will sleep with anything. Jake is his friend (yay!), and is funny, and is a total coward, and says "I hate you" alot which is the absolute CUTEST thing. yesss I could jabber about jakey and Remsy-boo for hours, But I will save all you uninterested folks and merely say that if X-men was written by me Jake (or Jackey whichever) and Remy would be deeply in hot monkey love and Rogue would run off with Magneto.

Yessssssss.....that is all I have to say

Apologies to Zozo The Monkey,
ISMA, Queen of the Underworld